Knitting gone too far

As the sweater for Dave lies blocking, I begin to ponder my next project. Inspiration came from my mom after she told me of a pattern she saw in her local paper. If you have long been wondering what you get when you cross a sweater with a poncho, the answer is now revealed:
That's right: it's a "swancho". I do believe this falls under the category of just because it can be done, doesn't mean that it should. Now, what if I decide to make one for Dave? We already know that a man's poncho is called a mancho. So what do we call a man's sweater-poncho? A swamancho? I think I may be on to something...